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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

The 1st Annual Upside and Motor Fantasy Basketball Classic

Almost two months ago, I sent an email to some of the most esteemed bloggers around the 'sphere to gauge interest in a bloggers-only fantasy basketball league. Those select few were invited to the 1st Annual Upside and Motor Fantasy Basketball Classic. 16 of the internet's best will be representing themselves and their blogs in some "friendly" competition that's sure to be awfully interesting.

The league is in traditional, 9-category (Points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks, threes, field goal %, free throw %, turnovers) head to head format. But, there's a bit of a different spin: the active roster will only feature 6 spots: the traditional five positions and one Utility spot to be filled with any one player. Meet the competitors (in alphabetical order) (team names in bold and italics):

  • Will Brinson (FanHouse): Welcome to the Vujchine. A gentleman and a scholar, Brinson is a former fantasy "expert," and the first of many FanHousers.
  • Loren (PurePoint): Gerald Green's Sock. Loren's underground. And something tells me that he's not only down with that, but that he embraces it. Power to you, Loren, and stick it to the man.
  • Corn (Hardwood Paroxysm): Maxiell's Baby Food. He probably hates you. But not as much as he hates Jeff McInnis. Resident badass.
  • Chip Crain (3 Shades of Blue): Hoosier Haddadi. Blogosphere "nice guy" who was doped up on medicine during the draft.
  • Graydon Gordian (48 Minutes of Hell, Hardwood Paroxysm): The Iceman Cometh. Graydon Gordian's a real cool cat with a lot of this and a lot of that, which may or may not be enough for the rest of us to forgive him for being a Spurs fan. Graydon unfortunately couldn't make it to the draft, so his team was drafted by Robo-Graydon (aka Yahoo player rankings).
  • Trey Kerby (The Blowtorch): PeelerDeleDumasLLC. Trey is a folk hero. Plain and simple. Evidence: he's too good for a FaceBook profile. Instead, he has a fan page. I'm weaving my own "W.W.T.D.?" bracelet right now.
  • Holly MacKenzie (SLAM Online, Hardwood Paroxysm): StackJaxxx. Trying her best to make sure this isn't a boys' club (no girlz allowed!!), Holly probably assembed the most ridiculously awesome team in the modern fantasy sports era. She is too cool for school.
  • Rob Mahoney (Upside and Motor, Hardwood Paroxysm): Popeye Jones All-Stars. Yours, truly.
  • Matt McHale (Basketbawful, Deadspin): The Basketbawfuls. The Bawfulness himself. Needs no introduction.
  • Ryan McNeill (Hoops Addict): Cabbage Blatche Kids. Fresh off his D-League tryout injury, Ryan may have to undergo arthroscopic surgery. He's currently seeking a second opinion. Didn't actually draft Blatche.
  • Matt Moore (Hardwood Paroxysm, Ridiculous Upside, FanHouse): Neto's Happy Hour. The self-proclaimed "worst fantasy player of all-time" missed the first few round of the draft after falling victim to a cat nap. The computer responded with spite, picking Kobe Bryant and coming dangerously close to picking up Vince Carter. Technology is cruel indeed.
  • Ryne Nelson (SLAM Online, Odenized): Ryne @ SLAM. The guy turned blogger turned video powerhouse turned phenom. Ryne's a swell guy, and contrary to popular belief, did not draft Greg Oden.
  • Ben Q. Rock (Third Quarter Collapse): Free Marcin. May or may not have a man-crush on Jameer Nelson. Regardless, the highly esteemed TQC should serve as a shining example of exactly what an excellent team blog should look like.
  • Rohan (At the Hive): At the Hive. He unfortunately had named his team "The Fighting Chris Pauls"...and then got the 14th pick in the draft. Ouch. Thought about drafting Ryan Bowen, but decided against it.
  • Matt Watson (Detroit Bad Boys, FanHouse): Witty Team Name. Voted "Most Likely to "Accidentally" Draft Arron Afflalo in the First Round," resident Pistonian, and y'know, a damn fine writer.
  • Tom Ziller (Sactown Royalty, FanHouse, The Sporting Blog, The Once and Future King): Shock and Hawes. The man, the myth, the legend. Wins the award for the best team name.

This motley assortment of basement-living blogger types completed an epic 12-round, 16 team draft. These are the results by round:

Round 1
1. Chris Paul FreeMarcin
2. Kobe Bryant Neto's Happy...
3. Amare Stoudemire Gerald Green...
4. LeBron James PopeyeJones ...
5. Dirk Nowitzki The Basketba...
6. Shawn Marion PeelerDeleDu...
7. Josh Smith WelcomeToThe...
8. Elton Brand The Iceman C...
9. Dwyane Wade Cabbage Blat...
10. Chris Bosh Maxiell's Ba...
11. Kevin Garnett Witty Team Name
12. Tim Duncan Ryne @ SLAM
13. Allen Iverson Shock & Hawes
14. Kevin Martin At the Hive
15. Dwight Howard StackJaxxx
16. Carlos Boozer Hoosier Haddadi
Round 2
1. Deron Williams Hoosier Haddadi
2. Steve Nash StackJaxxx
3. Chauncey Billups At the Hive
4. Al Jefferson Shock & Hawes
5. Baron Davis Ryne @ SLAM
6. Caron Butler Witty Team Name
7. Danny Granger Maxiell's Ba...
8. Pau Gasol Cabbage Blat...
9. Marcus Camby The Iceman C...
10. Joe Johnson WelcomeToThe...
11. Jose Calderon PeelerDeleDu...
12. Rashard Lewis The Basketba...
13. Yao Ming PopeyeJones ...
14. Rudy Gay Gerald Green...
15. David West Neto's Happy...
16. Andrew Bynum FreeMarcin
Round 3
1. Jason Richardson FreeMarcin
2. Paul Pierce Neto's Happy...
3. Brandon Roy Gerald Green...
4. Antawn Jamison PopeyeJones ...
5. Andre Iguodala The Basketba...
6. Rasheed Wallace PeelerDeleDu...
7. Jason Kidd WelcomeToThe...
8. Carmelo Anthony The Iceman C...
9. Gerald Wallace Cabbage Blat...
10. Devin Harris Maxiell's Ba...
11. Mehmet Okur Witty Team Name
12. Vince Carter Ryne @ SLAM
13. Hedo Turkoglu Shock & Hawes
14. Michael Redd At the Hive
15. Kevin Durant StackJaxxx
16. Mike Dunleavy Hoosier Haddadi
Round 4
1. LaMarcus Aldridge Hoosier Haddadi
2. Stephen Jackson StackJaxxx
3. Tyson Chandler At the Hive
4. Emeka Okafor Shock & Hawes
5. Andrew Bogut Ryne @ SLAM
6. Corey Maggette Witty Team Name
7. Andris Biedrins Maxiell's Ba...
8. Josh Howard Cabbage Blat...
9. Ron Artest The Iceman C...
10. Al Horford WelcomeToThe...
11. Chris Kaman PeelerDeleDu...
12. Mo Williams The Basketba...
13. Andre Miller PopeyeJones ...
14. Mike Miller Gerald Green...
15. Lamar Odom Neto's Happy...
16. Peja Stojakovic FreeMarcin
Round 5
1. David Lee FreeMarcin
2. Brad Miller Neto's Happy...
3. Jermaine O'Neal Gerald Green...
4. Jamal Crawford PopeyeJones ...
5. Ray Allen The Basketba...
6. Greg Oden PeelerDeleDu...
7. Tony Parker WelcomeToThe...
8. Jason Terry The Iceman C...
9. Tracy McGrady Cabbage Blat...
10. Andrei Kirilenko Maxiell's Ba...
11. T.J. Ford Witty Team Name
12. Luol Deng Ryne @ SLAM
13. Randy Foye Shock & Hawes
14. Michael Beasley At the Hive
15. Zach Randolph StackJaxxx
16. John Salmons Hoosier Haddadi
Round 6
1. O.J. Mayo Hoosier Haddadi
2. J.R. Smith StackJaxxx
3. Richard Hamilton At the Hive
4. Samuel Dalembert Shock & Hawes
5. Leandro Barbosa Ryne @ SLAM
6. Richard Jefferson Witty Team Name
7. Kevin Love Maxiell's Ba...
8. Raymond Felton Cabbage Blat...
9. Francisco Garcia The Iceman C...
10. Troy Murphy WelcomeToThe...
11. Ben Gordon PeelerDeleDu...
12. Zydrunas Ilgauskas The Basketba...
13. Gilbert Arenas PopeyeJones ...
14. Kenyon Martin Gerald Green...
15. Mike Bibby Neto's Happy...
16. Kirk Hinrich FreeMarcin
Round 7
1. Marvin Williams FreeMarcin
2. Al Harrington Neto's Happy...
3. Beno Udrih Gerald Green...
4. Jamario Moon PopeyeJones ...
5. Anthony Parker The Basketba...
6. Ronnie Brewer PeelerDeleDu...
7. Thaddeus Young WelcomeToThe...
8. Shane Battier The Iceman C...
9. Charlie Villanueva Cabbage Blat...
10. Raja Bell Maxiell's Ba...
11. Rodney Stuckey Witty Team Name
12. Al Thornton Ryne @ SLAM
13. Amir Johnson Shock & Hawes
14. Joakim Noah At the Hive
15. Rajon Rondo StackJaxxx
16. Jeff Green Hoosier Haddadi
Round 8
1. Ramon Sessions Hoosier Haddadi
2. Tayshaun Prince StackJaxxx
3. Manu Ginobili At the Hive
4. Mike Conley Shock & Hawes
5. Jameer Nelson Ryne @ SLAM
6. Nene Hilario Witty Team Name
7. Rafer Alston Maxiell's Ba...
8. Luke Ridnour Cabbage Blat...
9. Ryan Gomes The Iceman C...
10. Boris Diaw WelcomeToThe...
11. Travis Outlaw PeelerDeleDu...
12. Marcus Williams The Basketba...
13. Derrick Rose PopeyeJones ...
14. Nick Collison Gerald Green...
15. Blake Ahearn Neto's Happy...
16. Grant Hill FreeMarcin
Round 9
1. Antonio McDyess FreeMarcin
2. Jerryd Bayless Neto's Happy...
3. Paul Millsap Gerald Green...
4. Monta Ellis PopeyeJones ...
5. Drew Gooden The Basketba...
6. Rudy Fernandez PeelerDeleDu...
7. Jason Maxiell WelcomeToThe...
8. Ricky Davis The Iceman C...
9. Andrea Bargnani Cabbage Blat...
10. Brandon Bass Maxiell's Ba...
11. Yi Jianlian Witty Team Name
12. Shaquille O'Neal Ryne @ SLAM
13. Tyrus Thomas Shock & Hawes
14. Louis Williams At the Hive
15. Kelenna Azubuike StackJaxxx
16. Luis Scola Hoosier Haddadi
Round 10
1. Spencer Hawes Hoosier Haddadi
2. Hakim Warrick StackJaxxx
3. Sean Williams At the Hive
4. Andray Blatche Shock & Hawes
5. Wilson Chandler Ryne @ SLAM
6. Kyle Korver Witty Team Name
7. Daniel Gibson Maxiell's Ba...
8. Chris Wilcox Cabbage Blat...
9. Matt Barnes The Iceman C...
10. Russell Westbrook WelcomeToThe...
11. Brook Lopez PeelerDeleDu...
12. Chris Duhon The Basketba...
13. Nate Robinson PopeyeJones ...
14. Mickael Pietrus Gerald Green...
15. Elton Brown Neto's Happy...
16. Jeff Foster FreeMarcin
Round 11
1. Derek Fisher FreeMarcin
2. Alando Tucker Neto's Happy...
3. Kendrick Perkins Gerald Green...
4. Roger Mason PopeyeJones ...
5. Rashad McCants The Basketba...
6. Linas Kleiza PeelerDeleDu...
7. Mario Chalmers WelcomeToThe...
8. Earl Watson The Iceman C...
9. Andres Nocioni Cabbage Blat...
10. DeShawn Stevenson Maxiell's Ba...
11. Eric Gordon Witty Team Name
12. Antonio Daniels Ryne @ SLAM
13. Luther Head Shock & Hawes
14. Cuttino Mobley At the Hive
15. Marc Gasol StackJaxxx
16. Jordan Farmar Hoosier Haddadi
Round 12
1. Udonis Haslem Hoosier Haddadi
2. Stephon Marbury StackJaxxx
3. Maurice Evans At the Hive
4. Donte Greene Shock & Hawes
5. Ronny Turiaf Ryne @ SLAM
6. Darko Milicic Witty Team Name
7. Joe Smith Maxiell's Ba...
8. Jason Kapono Cabbage Blat...
9. Ben Wallace The Iceman C...
10. Sasha Vujacic WelcomeToThe...
11. Eddy Curry PeelerDeleDu...
12. Anderson Varejao The Basketba...
13. Erick Dampier PopeyeJones ...
14. Sebastian Telfair Gerald Green...
15. Trevor Ariza Neto's Happy...
16. Anthony Carter FreeMarcin

Or, if you want to see how each team turned out:

FreeMarcin (Ben Q.)
1. (1) Chris Paul
2. (32) Andrew Bynum
3. (33) Jason Richardson
4. (64) Peja Stojakovic
5. (65) David Lee
6. (96) Kirk Hinrich
7. (97) Marvin Williams
8. (128) Grant Hill
9. (129) Antonio McDyess
10. (160) Jeff Foster
11. (161) Derek Fisher
12. (192) Anthony Carter

Neto's Happy Hour (Moore)
1. (2) Kobe Bryant
2. (31) David West
3. (34) Paul Pierce
4. (63) Lamar Odom
5. (66) Brad Miller
6. (95) Mike Bibby
7. (98) Al Harrington
8. (127) Blake Ahearn
9. (130) Jerryd Bayless
10. (159) Elton Brown
11. (162) Alando Tucker
12. (191) Trevor Ariza

Gerald Green's Sock (Loren)
1. (3) Amare Stoudemire
2. (30) Rudy Gay
3. (35) Brandon Roy
4. (62) Mike Miller
5. (67) Jermaine O'Neal
6. (94) Kenyon Martin
7. (99) Beno Udrih
8. (126) Nick Collison
9. (131) Paul Millsap
10. (158) Mickael Pietrus
11. (163) Kendrick Perkins
12. (190) Sebastian Telfair

PopeyeJones AllStars (Rob)
1. (4) LeBron James
2. (29) Yao Ming
3. (36) Antawn Jamison
4. (61) Andre Miller
5. (68) Jamal Crawford
6. (93) Gilbert Arenas
7. (100) Jamario Moon
8. (125) Derrick Rose
9. (132) Monta Ellis
10. (157) Nate Robinson
11. (164) Roger Mason
12. (189) Erick Dampier

The Basketbawfuls (Matt McHale)
1. (5) Dirk Nowitzki
2. (28) Rashard Lewis
3. (37) Andre Iguodala
4. (60) Mo Williams
5. (69) Ray Allen
6. (92) Zydrunas Ilgauskas
7. (101) Anthony Parker
8. (124) Marcus Williams
9. (133) Drew Gooden
10. (156) Chris Duhon
11. (165) Rashad McCants
12. (188) Anderson Varejao

PeelerDeleDumasLLC (Trey)
1. (6) Shawn Marion
2. (27) Jose Calderon
3. (38) Rasheed Wallace
4. (59) Chris Kaman
5. (70) Greg Oden
6. (91) Ben Gordon
7. (102) Ronnie Brewer
8. (123) Travis Outlaw
9. (134) Rudy Fernandez
10. (155) Brook Lopez
11. (166) Linas Kleiza
12. (187) Eddy Curry

WelcomeToTheVujchine (Brinson)
1. (7) Josh Smith
2. (26) Joe Johnson
3. (39) Jason Kidd
4. (58) Al Horford
5. (71) Tony Parker
6. (90) Troy Murphy
7. (103) Thaddeus Young
8. (122) Boris Diaw
9. (135) Jason Maxiell
10. (154) Russell Westbrook
11. (167) Mario Chalmers
12. (186) Sasha Vujacic

The Iceman Cometh (Graydon)
1. (8) Elton Brand
2. (25) Marcus Camby
3. (40) Carmelo Anthony
4. (57) Ron Artest
5. (72) Jason Terry
6. (89) Francisco Garcia
7. (104) Shane Battier
8. (121) Ryan Gomes
9. (136) Ricky Davis
10. (153) Matt Barnes
11. (168) Earl Watson
12. (185) Ben Wallace

Cabbage Blatch Kids (Ryan)
1. (9) Dwyane Wade
2. (24) Pau Gasol
3. (41) Gerald Wallace
4. (56) Josh Howard
5. (73) Tracy McGrady
6. (88) Raymond Felton
7. (105) Charlie Villanueva
8. (120) Luke Ridnour
9. (137) Andrea Bargnani
10. (152) Chris Wilcox
11. (169) Andres Nocioni
12. (184) Jason Kapono

Maxiell's Baby Food (Corn)
1. (10) Chris Bosh
2. (23) Danny Granger
3. (42) Devin Harris
4. (55) Andris Biedrins
5. (74) Andrei Kirilenko
6. (87) Kevin Love
7. (106) Raja Bell
8. (119) Rafer Alston
9. (138) Brandon Bass
10. (151) Daniel Gibson
11. (170) DeShawn Stevenson
12. (183) Joe Smith

Witty Team Name (Watson)
1. (11) Kevin Garnett
2. (22) Caron Butler
3. (43) Mehmet Okur
4. (54) Corey Maggette
5. (75) T.J. Ford
6. (86) Richard Jefferson
7. (107) Rodney Stuckey
8. (118) Nene Hilario
9. (139) Yi Jianlian
10. (150) Kyle Korver
11. (171) Eric Gordon
12. (182) Darko Milicic

Ryne @ SLAM (guess?)
1. (12) Tim Duncan
2. (21) Baron Davis
3. (44) Vince Carter
4. (53) Andrew Bogut
5. (76) Luol Deng
6. (85) Leandro Barbosa
7. (108) Al Thornton
8. (117) Jameer Nelson
9. (140) Shaquille O'Neal
10. (149) Wilson Chandler
11. (172) Antonio Daniels
12. (181) Ronny Turiaf

Shock & Hawes (GodZiller)
1. (13) Allen Iverson
2. (20) Al Jefferson
3. (45) Hedo Turkoglu
4. (52) Emeka Okafor
5. (77) Randy Foye
6. (84) Samuel Dalembert
7. (109) Amir Johnson
8. (116) Mike Conley
9. (141) Tyrus Thomas
10. (148) Andray Blatche
11. (173) Luther Head
12. (180) Donte Greene

At the Hive (Rohan)
1. (14) Kevin Martin
2. (19) Chauncey Billups
3. (46) Michael Redd
4. (51) Tyson Chandler
5. (78) Michael Beasley
6. (83) Richard Hamilton
7. (110) Joakim Noah
8. (115) Manu Ginobili
9. (142) Louis Williams
10. (147) Sean Williams
11. (174) Cuttino Mobley
12. (179) Maurice Evans

StackJaxxx (Holly)
1. (15) Dwight Howard
2. (18) Steve Nash
3. (47) Kevin Durant
4. (50) Stephen Jackson
5. (79) Zach Randolph
6. (82) J.R. Smith
7. (111) Rajon Rondo
8. (114) Tayshaun Prince
9. (143) Kelenna Azubuike
10. (146) Hakim Warrick
11. (175) Marc Gasol
12. (178) Stephon Marbury

Hoosier Haddadi (Chip)
1. (16) Carlos Boozer
2. (17) Deron Williams
3. (48) Mike Dunleavy
4. (49) LaMarcus Aldridge
5. (80) John Salmons
6. (81) O.J. Mayo
7. (112) Jeff Green
8. (113) Ramon Sessions
9. (144) Luis Scola
10. (145) Spencer Hawes
11. (176) Jordan Farmar
12. (177) Udonis Haslem


You can expect weekly standings with some commentary, as well as some other features on some of the other blogs. I fully expect to be trash talked to near-death. Lessgo!

But fist, a closer look at my team:


PopeyeJones AllStars (Rob)
1.(4)LeBron James
2.(29)Yao Ming
3.(36)Antawn Jamison
4.(61)Andre Miller
5.(68)Jamal Crawford
6.(93)Gilbert Arenas
7.(100)Jamario Moon
8.(125)Derrick Rose
9.(132)Monta Ellis
10.(157)Nate Robinson
11.(164)Roger Mason
12.(189)Erick Dampier

  1. LeBron James - LeBron was an easy pick at #4, after Paul, Amare, and Kobe were off the board. He gives me a nice cushion in pretty much every category except for TOs, 3's, FG%, and FT%. Despite playing multiple teams every year since LeBron's rookie year, I have never had him on a team. I'm pretty pumped, to say the least.
  2. Yao Ming - I decided to go with a center with my second pick, because I figured the options would be pretty limited later. Yao provides points, rebounds, blocks, FG%, and FT%, meaning I may actually be able to win one of the percentage categories if the rest of the roster pans out.
  3. Antawn Jamison - Power forward is one of the most important positions in fantasy basketball, and Jamison is top-notch. He doesn't turn the ball over much (meaning even with LeBron and Yao, I can win on a good week), he's set to see his points and rebounds stay at ridiculous levels with Gilbert still injured, and he bolsters my team in points, rebounds, FT%, and steals.
  4. Andre Miller - Both guard positions were a need for me at this point, so I decided to go with the position that is more difficult to fill. Miller and LeBron are a nice assists tandem, and Miller scores and rebounds reasonably well for his position.
  5. Jamal Crawford - Poised for a nice year under D'Antoni, in spite of his early struggles with the system. Crawford can score, score, score, is a willing passer (and has point guard eligibility), and can rack up the steals. Although, with this pick I'm basically punting FG%.
  6. Gilbert Arenas - I thought I'd take a chance on Gil. If he works out, I'll have a valuable trade chip in him or Miller. If not...well, I'll be in a bit of trouble.
  7. Jamario Moon - Moon was the best available option at bolstering rebounds, steals, and blocks with just one pick. Tack on the fact that the rotation in Toronto is as shallow as ever, and Moon seems poised to only see more time this season.
  8. Derrick Rose - I don't usually like to pick rookies, but Rose is just too talented to pass up. He'll score decently and provide some assists, but what I'm really counting on him for are the steals. Rose, let me introduce you to the world of kleptomania.
  9. Monta Ellis - I think this is where I went crazy. If both he and Gilbert return to form, my roster is ridiculous. If not...again, I'm basically screwed. But think about this: supposing I can tread water until the playoffs, I'd enter the playoffs with a starting lineup of Arenas, Ellis, LeBron, Jamison, and Yao, with Andre Miller/Jamal Crawford in the Util spot. Assuming they're all healthy, that is ridiculous.
  10. Nate Robinson - I like Nate's potential as a heavy rotation player or a potential starter once Duhon inevitably screws things up in NYC. If not, I hope he'll at least be an attractive trade chip to let me grab a need later. I'm not sure why I didn't go for depth here, considering I already have too many point guards. But at this point in the draft, like I said, I think I've already gone insane.
  11. Roger Mason - I'm kind of banking on him gaining status as a shooting guard. Right now he's solely a point, which doesn't really help me. But if he starts in Ginobili's stead (signs indicate that he will), he should gain SG eligibility in no time. Could turn out to be a good value pick.
  12. Erick Dampier - I need depth at center and power forward, and I didn't have many options. If Yao gets injured, I'm screwed. This roster has a lot of work to do.

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