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It's the most wonderful time of the year
With the experts mock-drafting,
And everyone asking who's this year's big steal?
It's the most wonderful time, of the year!
It's the hap-happiest (off) season of all,
With GMs a-blundering, and everyone wond'ring
How far Lopez faaaaalls!
It's the hap-happiest (off) season of all!
There's ceilings and wingspans,
and prospects from Sudan,
And seniors already plateau'd,
There are sure-things and gambles
while Stephen A. rambles
of drafts picks from long, long ago!
It's the most wonderful time, of the year!
There'll be much speculation
of franchise salvation
and Hall-worthy careers!
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
There are zuit suits, fedoras,
for ESPN or for a
Pic with the commish in a pose,
There'll be character stories
That trump in-game glories
of Beasley, but not Derek Rose!
It's the most wonderful time,
It's the most wonderful time,
It's the most wonderful time,
It's the most wonderful time...
OF THE YEAR!!
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It's about that time, sports fans! The N-B-A DRAFT. And boy, are the blogs and papers buzzing with all kinds of information on your favorite prospects. Some are as good as advertised (or sometimes even better), and others...ehhh, not so much.
U&M Favorites:
Joe Alexander – Just for the record, I liked Joe Alexander before it was cool to like Joe Alexander. It’s rare that you find a player athletic enough to challenge other players at the rim or take it there himself, talented enough to score around the basket with ease, and motivated enough to fight for everything on the floor. The fact that he picked up basketball at a late age is amazing, because he’s making a draft full of lifetimers look like AAU players. Will he ever be a top 5 player in the league? No. But he's definitely good enough to be a solid contributor right away, a second option down the line, and maybe even a team's best player (although more likely a second fiddle).
In a sense, he combines so many intriguing traits that make him very draftable; think about it, what draft buzzword can’t be applied to this guy? Alexander is going to be a special player, and I have no problem saying that: he’s good enough, he’s smart enough, and goddone it – people like him.
Darrell Arthur – Frankly, I’m not sure why anyone would take Anthony Randolph over Arthur. Scouts must know something about Arthur that I don’t, because I really do think that he would be an absolute steal if he goes past 20. What really bothers me is when people deem him undersized – at 6’9’’ with Go-Go-Gadget Pogo Stick legs, isn’t it really a non-issue? He’s hard-nosed and isn’t going to shy away from contact, so who the hell cares if he’s an inch shorter than you’d like him to be? If Arthur was 6’10’’, he’d be getting the buzz he deserves and would likely be going lottery. Instead, a lucky mid-first round team is going to find themselves a gem. It’s easy to remember that Chalmers hit the big shot to force OT in the NCAA Championship, but don’t forget that Arthur
led the team in scoring and rebounding while shooting 9-13 against a very physical, aggressive Memphis defense.
Marreese Speights – An underrated 4-5 in a draft that doesn’t have many real centers. Unfortunately for most teams, he’s not a banging, aggressive, physical center. I just don’t think Speights is wired that way. But Speights is a gifted pick-and-roller and pick-and-popper, which will make him an asset in the L. The key with a player like Speights is knowing what you’re going to get from him and not expecting too much. The best place for his skill set is probably Orlando, where he could provide a great compliment to Dwight Howard. Speights’ ability to shoot from short to midrange combined with Howard’s inside dominance (not to mention a chance to shift Hedo to the 2, which could work, and Rashard back to his natural position) could remove the Magic’s two biggest problems (rebounding and size at the PF and a legitimate starting 2 guard [Hedo]) simultatneously. Combine that with the hometown factor and you’ve got a nice pick at 22. But of course a team like Cleveland could take him at 19, which means he probably won’t be there for the Magic.
Mario Chalmers - It's so easy to be high on Chalmers considering his late-game championship heroics and the fact that he was unheralded draft-wise until workouts began, but I just can't help myself. I'm not sure that he'll ever be a great starting point guard, but you can pencil him in as a reliable one. The current rules favor quick guards on the perimeter, but they don't have to be dominant - the most important things from the position are defense, timely passing, the ability to penetrate often, and hopefully some shooting ability. Chalmers isn't a great passer but is a willing one, and excels in all of these other aspects in the game. He's more ready as an NBA point guard now than Westbrook or Bayless in my opinion. He won't be a great NBA scorer but can be a good NBA point guard. In mock drafts around the net he's been going as high as 20 to the Nuggets and as low as 27 to the Hornets. But if he falls to the Spurs at 26, expect them to pull the trigger.
Joey Dorsey - As the only second rounder on this short list, I don't expect Dorsey to be a star. Nobody does. What he can be is a solid addition to any team needing size or toughness. As a backup big man who can play the 4 or the 5 (a little small height-wise for the 5, but what he lacks in altitude he makes up for in ferocity), rebound, block shots, and hustle, Dorsey should be an instant asset to whichever team is lucky enough to draft him. In my mind, Dorsey's future is bright with contending for titles for years to come, and he could definitely play a major role off the bench for a team needing to abuse their opponent under the basket with boards and hustle buckets.
Not Sold On Them:
DeAndre Jordan - I'll spare you, I think you understand. He's talented. But he's also really, really dumb. And I mean that. Plus, his work ethic seems to make him pretty undesirable, and the old question of how he got buried in A&M’s rotation.
Donte Green – When I think about Donte Green, I think of a more athletic version of Charlie Villanueva. And I don’t mean that in a good way.
Maybe athleticism is what Charlie V is missing and why he hasn’t been able to put all the pieces together in terms of contributing in this league. Or maybe not. Either way, their games are pretty similar and equally worrisome for anyone who needs rebounding out of the 4 spot. Green will likely be more successful and a better scorer for sure, I just don’t see him having any qualities that would make him anything more than a quasi-star. Could he still be a good fit for some teams? Sure man, whatever you’re into. Just don’t think you have a bonafide star on your hands.
CDR – I really, really want to say that CDR is going to be a good NBA player. I just don’t know that I can. He’s skinny as hell even if he plays the 2, and although that can work for Kevin Martin and co. I don’t see it working for Douglas-Roberts. Combine that wiry frame with what could be described as questionable range from the NBA three and pedestrian free throw shooting abilities (*holds his hands up to this throat and makes choking noises*) and you’ve got a scorer that’s going to have trouble scoring at times. Realistically, I see him as a decent 6th man or solid 7th man on a NBA squad, who can come in and score in bunches at times, play some decent defense, and isn’t unselfish. And he also happens to be a bit turnover prone (although his
usage was also pretty high at Memphis)
Teams will be gambling on him for awhile based on reputation and potential, but CDR’s going to have a hard time adjusting to the NBA game because he’s just so…college ball. I’m not sure that I can put it into words (beyond that) at this point, but when I see him play nothing inside me is saying “That guy’s going to be a pretty good pro.”
Eric Gordon – No, not because he’s fat. I think the fundamental problems with Gordon lie in his ‘strength’: scoring. He’s just not that good at it. I actually like his thicker build, I think it’ll help him in a lot of ways, but his height and streak shooting will only hinder his NBA value. He’s pretty small for a 2 guard and we learned anything from the second half of his season at Illinois it’s that when it rains it pours (and I mean that in the most negative way possible).
He could be a decent NBA scorer if he can develop some consistency in getting to the line, but for the time being I don’t see him as a starter (which is what you need to be to warrant a lottery pick). The workouts must be showing Gordon in a light I can’t possibly imagine him in, because otherwise there is a legitimate argument to be made to take Augustin or Ajinca over him going into picks 10-14. If Gordon goes in the top 8 there is something seriously wrong with a certain front office and scouting team.